You know you live withe a Naturopathic Doctor when:
- You eat a food you are sensitive to, and your housemate hands you a digestive enzyme and some glutamine.
- Your wine always comes with a side of Molybdenum
- When you splurge on organic, free-range chicken and dairy-free cheese, and she makes kale chips, so you have “something green” with your meal
- You laugh at all of the silly things you do, that you KNOW make you feel better
- After 1 night of not sleeping well, you come home to an epsom salt bath, and a magnesium/theanine “cocktail”
- You son will NEVER ask to play hooky again, under the threat of having to get a therapeutic IV
- You can never again say “I just don’t feel well” without 400 follow-up questions that lead to a diagnosis AND treatment.
- Bowel Movement quality is a normal part of your breakfast conversation
- Instead of taking your possibly-pregnant turtle to the vet, you google “How to be a Turtle’s Midwife”
- Your BIonicles can no longer be pigeon-toed, because they will receive proper adjustments and realignment techniques.
- You can literally hear their eyes roll at the inaccuracies when you watch Grey’s Anatomy.
- You pour Fish Oil and B-vitamins into your mouth, and then you reach for a beer.